To be one of my pay pigs take a look at the instructions below, 

then click on my donate credits button.

Do not forget when sending me your credit donations, to let me know your 

NAME, EMAIL  AND THE PAY PIG ITEM THAT YOU ARE TRIBUTING ME WITH

I can then get back to you.

To remind you pathetic losers my Pay Pig Menu items are:

TICKLE MISTRESS CLAIRES FANCY = 20 CREDITS

TAKEAWAY TREAT = 30 CREDITS

BROADBAND = 40 CREDITS

MOBILE = 50 CREDITS

FOOD SUBSISTENCE = 100 CREDITS

CLASSIC RACE CHARIOT = 200 CREDITS

FOUR LEGGED SERVANT = 500 CREDITS

MISTRESS CLAIRE'S HOUSE OF CORRECTION = 1000 CREDITS

YOU WILL COME BACK EVERY MONTH TO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!

FAILURE TO DO SO WILL MEAN YOU WILL BE IGNORED!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

I AM WAITING TO BE SERVED!!!